Friendship wasn't meant for convenience and neither was love. - Me

I BUST MY ASS TRYING TO DO THINGS THAT ARE OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY FOR YOU! I GET YOU A FUCKING JOB, I HAVE TO DEFEND YOU AGAINST ANY FUCKING CRITISIZM THAT'S THROWN YOUR WAY, I LET YOU FUCIKING STEP ALL OVER ME LIKE A GOD DAMN DOOR MAT, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP ISSUES, I HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU WANTING ME TO CHOOSE WHO TO BE FRIENDS WITH! WTF?!

    PROM: okay yeahhh... an after party huh... does that consist of THREE FUCKING PEOPLE?! after the movie is over, the two of you grop each other for 4 fucking hours!! WTF?! I HAVE TO WAIT BY THE DOOR, OCCASIONALLY FALLING ASLEEP WHILE YOU TWO GROP EACH OTHER?! I forgave you for that one time, you said you owed me lunch, I waived it off. THEN YOU FUCKING DO IT AGAIN! I ask you for a ride to work! THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE ON YOUR FUCKING LUNCH, SO WHAT DOES IT MATTER?! you ask me to buy three chalupas... okay, I walk over there and buy it for you, AND THEN I WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR YOU TO SHOW UP! We walk out, I see your "gf" (the one you broke up with 3-4 times already) I'm thinking "oh okay, whatever". Then you drop her off at her house... oh my bad... YOU GROP HER FOR ANOTHER 20 FUCKING MINUTES! I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU TWO TO STOP BECAUSE WE'RE BOTH GONNA BE LATE TO WORK! YOU END UP SPEEDING TO WORK WITH 9-8 MINUTES TO GET THERE! YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY BUT YOU NEVER REALLY ARE, ARE YOU?!
    I MIGHT BITCH AND WHINE, BUT GUESS WHAT?! YOU GIVE ME REASON TOO! ESPECIALLY MAKING ME WAIT FOR YOU TO HAVE A PASSIONATE HOUR WITH YOUR GF, WHILE I STAND IDLY BY AS A THIRD WHEEL.
    You ask me for favors on doing your hmwk, fine, I end up lending you my binder, my hmwk, whatever I did, and whatever I can, I end up turning that stuff in late. I EVEN LET YOU USE THE "SHIT" (AS YOU CALL IT) I WRITE FOR YOU TO USE IN CLASS TO CALL IT YOUR OWN!
    YOU END UP MAKING ME CHOOSE BETWEEN MY FRIENDS! I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE BOTH OF YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT EACH OTHER, AND THEN I TRY TO DEFEND YOU. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING FRIEND ARE YOU?! TELL ME THAT! ALL I ASK FOR WAS A RIDE, AND WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE YOUR PRECIOUS CAR, I GAVE YOU SOME OF MY FOOD, SO WHAT IF THE FOOD WAS FREE FOR ME, I'M POOR YOU SON OF A BITCH, I HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE WHERE I GET PUSHED AROUND AND CUSSED AT! I TRY MY BEST TO PAY YOU BACK! I GET YOU THE FUCKING JOB, I'M WORKING WITHOUT MY BREAKS TO GET ENOUGH COMMISION TO PAY YOUR SORRY ASS OFF!
    I'm sick of the way you treat some of your friends.
    YOU SAY YOU'RE LOYAL AND YOU'RE TRUSTWORTHY... well guess what, it was I who was the fucking door mat you stepped all over on. Even the friends you hate, and abandoned you still have loyalty to you, in their eyes you're a friend to them no matter how much you hate them, or backstabbed them.
    In their defense... FUCK YOU YOU ASS LICKING COCK SUCKING SHIT EATING SKELETON FUCKING NECROPHILIAC YOU GOD DAMN CHILD RAPING PEDOPHILE GO SUCK YOUR SELF OUT OF YOUR SORE ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH AND I HOPE TO GOD YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ACT YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT! YOU ARE NO FRIEND IN THE EYES OF GOD, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A LOW LIFE BROUGHT UP FOR ACTS OF GREED AND PAIN. YOU MAKE OTHERS SUFFER FOR YOUR OWN ADVANTAGE, FUCK YOU, GOD SHOULD'VE MADE YOU COME OUT OF YOUR MOM'S ASS INSTEAD OF HER VAGINA!