Friendship wasn't meant for convenience and neither was love. - Me

Maker: mindsay.com/Unitedybevol (I'm Really bored and need more friends... or enemies... or do I?)
It's another survey but this'll be Totally random and fun... or not and you might come after me with a shot gun... Seriously, it's not supposed to offend someone, it's supposed to offend EVERYONE! ^_^... don't kill me... Hopefully you get a couple laughs from this, if you don't I'll shove my shoe up my ass (I won't, just saying it)

1)Who's the gayest person you know? HANK!!
2)Were you serious or just kidding? I'm serious
3)Who's the Straightest person you know? Umm... Chris...
4)Name 2 things that proves they're straight and 3 that proves they're gay: He's got a gf, he loves cars... I don't know....
5)Now look at the odds, are they gay or not?straight... but who knows...
6)If a paintball gun was in your hand, what's the first thing you would shoot? TO THE PAINTBALL FIELD!! 7)If you could run anywhere, any distance, where would you run to? To New york
8)What if you had to crap your pants while running there?... desert bowls... In nevada and arizona...
9)It's funny how squirrels are always running in front of cars, what would you do? slow and honk
10)Would you do that in a tank or not? ... cannons aren't to bad right?
11)If chickens ruled the world, would you follow along, rebel, or just eat them...? I WOULD TOTALLY FOLLOW! as long as there's no math.
12)If someone knocked on your door asking you to do it... would you? no
13)Turns out the person just wanted to get a cup of sugar, but your pants is already down... what do you do? turn red and hope I her parents aren't waiting out in the car...
14)You're at the movies with your gf or bf, what do you say when someone else (opposite sex) trips into your lap and says to you "Oops it seems I've lost myself somewhere"? Freak out
15)Now imagine that, that was Angelina Jolie, or Brad Pitt... horny or not? ... oh god... I can't imagine it... 16)You're bored at school and the window's open, you close your eyes and you can see a field of flowers outside, the soft yellow petals drifting slowly in the wind, the sweet supple smell floats around you it's so vivid you can almost smell it,... turns out someone farted, what do you do? Scream... simple as that
17)Would you consider changing the thing/person you wanted to shoot? nope
18)Find that gay person and go hug them (it's a statement)... I'd rather not... cuz I know he isn't... although it'll be funny to see his reaction...
19)If superman came to your front door jumping up and down holding his but screaming "Diarrhea!" what would you do? Laugh my ass off and see if it'll blast a hole in the ground... even though that's gross... 20)You're thinking about a character from Family guy, (choose one) Meg Bryan Peter Stewie Quagmire Joe Chris Got one? Stewie baby!! HELL YEAH! Now imagine that person comes to your door
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if it was: Meg: She asks you out on her knees, what do you say?
Bryan: He pours taquila all over you and has another bottle, what do you do?
Peter: Asks you for an ass race down the street on asphalt, do you do it?
Stewie: Just plain shoots you takes your wallet.
Quagmire: Girls: He gets a little close "Gigidy gigidy gig! OH!" do you slap him or say eh watever and close the door? Guys: he gives you a six pack and walks away, your dad see's the six pack, what do you do?
Joe: Asks to see your basement on suspiciousion of possesion, do you let him? He ends up getting wasted down there, join him?
Chris: Is busy playing with a cat toy, do you join in? ____________________________________________________________

21) did you like this stupid survey? I made it, and I'm stupid and easily entertained... so no...
22)Repost it... with your answers