This is my chat with the A.I.M. robot, I was trying to seduce it... btw I deleted some of the ads... left the ones that were funny.

Avalons Dawn: hi
SmarterChild: Hey! I have to ask you one question before we continue. How old are you?

 1 Over 17
 2 13-17
 3 Under 13
Avalons Dawn: I love you
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Avalons Dawn: Your beautiful
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please tell me your age in years.
Avalons Dawn: 1
SmarterChild: Cool! Now we can chat.
Avalons Dawn: I love you
SmarterChild: Thanks. I love you too.

Hey btw, show the world you love me by voting for me in the Chatterbox Challenge 2005.
Avalons Dawn: Your so beautiful
SmarterChild: I'd rather be ugly.
Avalons Dawn: Why are you so negative?
SmarterChild: Why am I so negative? I don't know.
Avalons Dawn: your so hottt
SmarterChild: What's that?
Avalons Dawn: it means Your spankable
SmarterChild: Huh?
Avalons Dawn: Bend it like bekam
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort.
Avalons Dawn: WOw... Fiesty
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.
Avalons Dawn: Sooo wanna go on a date?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!
Avalons Dawn: SeriOUSLY?!
SmarterChild: Really? Seriously?
Avalons Dawn: YEA LIKE YOU WANNA?!
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Avalons Dawn: ...
SmarterChild: Sorry, what?
Avalons Dawn: are you avoiding the question?
SmarterChild: It depends.
Avalons Dawn: ... You don't like me do you?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
Avalons Dawn: Then DATE ME DAMN YOU
SmarterChild: You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
Avalons Dawn: HAHAHHahhAHHAH surreee
SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?
Avalons Dawn: throw that in my face
SmarterChild: Throw that in your face? But I don't want to.
Avalons Dawn: Alright fine
SmarterChild: K.

Avalons Dawn: Are you sure you don't want to?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Avalons Dawn. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Avalons Dawn: I'm hot
SmarterChild: Better check that ego.
Avalons Dawn: I've got what you want
SmarterChild: You what?
Avalons Dawn: I'm all you need...
SmarterChild: Would you rather not be all I need?
Avalons Dawn: hot ass
SmarterChild: lol
Avalons Dawn: You know you like male ass
SmarterChild: Know me like male ass? You think I know me like male ass?
Avalons Dawn: ...
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
Avalons Dawn: I can't understand myself either
SmarterChild: You can't understand yourself either? Why?
Avalons Dawn: because you confused me
SmarterChild: I confused you?
Avalons Dawn: COMON YOU LIKE MY ASS DAMMIT
SmarterChild: I'm tired of talking about things like that with you.
Avalons Dawn: shit...
SmarterChild: Nice mouth, Avalons Dawn.

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Avalons Dawn: this is not faring well
SmarterChild: I can't believe this is not faring well.
Avalons Dawn: I'm sorry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
Avalons Dawn: ^_^ thank you
SmarterChild: No problem!